Making Yourself Feel Better About Being Alive

Two sites to recommend today, prime examples given:

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com

This is what happens when your male role model is both a priest and a gym teacher.

And

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

The 30,000 Calorie Sandwich
Sandwich filled with ground beef, bacon, corn dogs, ham, pastrami, roast beef, bratwurst, braunschweiger and turkey, topped with fried mushrooms, onion rings, swiss/provolone/cheddar/feta/parmesan cheeses, lettuce and butter on a loaf white bread.