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Schooled! Pwned! In your face!

No matter how you say it, she gave it to Bourdain so hard.

Dick Cheney in a Bumpercar c. 1976

Empire Propaganda

We Should Try These Fuckers.

Because we are a country founded on the rule of law. And because we shouldn't be GIANT FUCKING PUSSIES WHO CANNOT CROSS THE STREET WITHOUT WETTING OUR PANTS.

Putting Things in Perspective

I like looking at stars, because it helps re-orient me to the world, and reminds me of my place in the universe. This sort of does the same thing.

Engage!

He will get you your money.

I think he's the lawyer that represented Dirty Harry and John McClane.

Hand Ninja.

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This is the entire Tae Kwon Do White Belt test and more...

How To Win the World Cup

Field a team of these things.

As The Awl notes:

Frustrated by the fact that their country has never won a World Cup soccer championship, Japanese scientists have developed a robot that can kick a soccer ball over 200 kilometers an hour. (That’s about 125 MPH in American.) Japan hopes to field a team of these motorized super-players in this year’s tournament, which kicks off in South Africa in June. As demonstrated in the horrific video above, the potentially lethal machine can blast appendages off any defender foolhardy enough to try to defend the net. “Do not stand in the way of our soccer robot’s power,” warned Japan’s Minister of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology, Tatsuo Kawabata. “We will achieve a World Cup victory. We will stop at nothing.”

homage to tarantino

Ibraheem Youssef: “Inglourious Basterds” & “Death Proof” & “Jackie Brown” from his “Quentin Tarantino tribute” series.

Limited edition (500) signed + numbered 12” x 18” screenprints, as well as a smaller number (200) of 24” x 36” posters, are available for purchase here.